I see...

It has come to my attention that people have been wondering what i've been thinking, and that i've lost my mind, so in an attempt to reclaim it, I create... Jahoocranet. Basically, besides being a made up word, making my total number of made up words 2, including the old favorite "yasy," Jahoocranet is a serious illness that has only one cure. The symptoms include slight anxiety, a tiny bit of frustration, and an uncontrollable urge to get online immediately and either write an email, blog, or instant message. The cure is, obviously, to get online faster than you can say "the net" and type some extremely enjoyable material for people to read, thus relieving the above mentioned symptoms. Seeing as I looked and felt a bit like this guy, i'm slowly but surely, with each word I type, becoming more like myself again.
I think i'm well enough now to include some seriousness in this post. I had a fabulous Christmas, had a great time at Jessica's party, and i'm at home doing absolutely nothing on New Years Eve, but hey, you win some, you lose some. In conclusion, scissors cut stuff.

My finals week post

That curiously...has NOTHING to do with finals week! What is up all my faithful readers? I just thought i'd let ya all know that i'm really happy right now, sitting here, eatin' some Snickers. Really excited for the break coming up starting this weekend, so I thought i'd write a small poem that may better describe my excitement.

Ode to a truly exceptional, dillusional Christmas Break

Oh happy break, please do not fret
When I say that i'm planning on getting fairly wet
And that the cocoa so admired
Will make my happy meter taller than a spire.

Now it seems to me
When the grass isn't green
But white with snow,
You all know,
That it's better that it is
And that we enjoy the years
Happiest memories,
And not the "harm"ories



Reading over that...brought a tear to the very bottom of.....of.....ugh, i'm sorry, i'm so embarrased. Guys aren't supposed to cry! It's a form of weakness! And as we all know, i'm fo' sho' not in the weak category, hehe. Anyway, in conclusion, bears eat salmon.

Perhaps my first serious blog...

JUST KIDDING! I'm only serious with people I don't know very well, or that I have a crush on, until I get to know them better. so, unless you're one of those, then hahaha, you get to see what you're getting into when you become well aquainted with me! I'm pretty much thinkin' that...your mom's fat! da da da da da da daaaaaaaa! (after a long pause.) what just happened? Jessica and Brooke, maybe Michelle, oh, and Weston, you know what the crap i'm talkin about. dum dum dum...don't know what to write....lalalala. Just sittin' here, thinkin. Leave me a message and i'll leave you with an obscure thought. What if Ryan wasn't around. What personal struggle would you go through? Emotionally....physically...mentally. wow, i've just decided thats pretty disturbing. But if you think of it in a good way, like the movie "it's a Wonderful Life," then it's not as bad. i'm not meaning it to be morbid, hehe. In conclusion, time works.

Do you agree this is me?

Your Personality Profile

You are dependable, popular, and observant. Deep and thoughtful, you are prone to moodiness. In fact, your emotions tend to influence everything you do. You are unique, creative, and expressive. You don't mind waving your freak flag every once and a while. And lucky for you, most people find your weird ways charming!

The World's Shortest Personality Test

Look into the depths of my heart (for Ladies Only!)

The Keys to Your Heart

You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free. In love, you feel the most alive when your lover is creative and never lets you feel bored. You'd like to your lover to think you are loyal and faithful... that you'll never change. You would be forced to break up with someone who was ruthless, cold-blooded, and sarcastic. Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with. Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment. You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred. In this moment, you think of love as something you thirst for. You'll do anything for love, but you won't fall for it easily.

What Are The Keys To Your Heart?

The very...second...post

So I was just sitting in my dark spot, thinking, and I thought "you know, Jessica is wondering why I haven't written a new post on here yet." And my heart was all a flutter and I knew that I had to get up here and tell you all that i'm truly grateful for Stephen's Hot Cocoa. What would we do without it? I'm also grateful for the wonderful times i've had in the past at the zoo looking at elephants and even more so of the times when I've been locked in a practice room for hours a day. Oh wait, I just realized I don't enjoy that. Never mind, I HATE being locked in a practice room for three hours a day, even though I don't actually hate practicing. It's something about the smelly basement in the music building and the tiny rooms that barely fit you and a piano in them without any windows. Anyway, in conclusion, dolphins are good.