My finals week post
That curiously...has NOTHING to do with finals week! What is up all my faithful readers? I just thought i'd let ya all know that i'm really happy right now, sitting here, eatin' some Snickers. Really excited for the break coming up starting this weekend, so I thought i'd write a small poem that may better describe my excitement.
Ode to a truly exceptional, dillusional Christmas Break
Oh happy break, please do not fret
When I say that i'm planning on getting fairly wet
And that the cocoa so admired
Will make my happy meter taller than a spire.
Now it seems to me
When the grass isn't green
But white with snow,
You all know,
That it's better that it is
And that we enjoy the years
Happiest memories,
And not the "harm"ories
Reading over that...brought a tear to the very bottom of.....of.....ugh, i'm sorry, i'm so embarrased. Guys aren't supposed to cry! It's a form of weakness! And as we all know, i'm fo' sho' not in the weak category, hehe. Anyway, in conclusion, bears eat salmon.
Ode to a truly exceptional, dillusional Christmas Break
Oh happy break, please do not fret
When I say that i'm planning on getting fairly wet
And that the cocoa so admired
Will make my happy meter taller than a spire.
Now it seems to me
When the grass isn't green
But white with snow,
You all know,
That it's better that it is
And that we enjoy the years
Happiest memories,
And not the "harm"ories
Reading over that...brought a tear to the very bottom of.....of.....ugh, i'm sorry, i'm so embarrased. Guys aren't supposed to cry! It's a form of weakness! And as we all know, i'm fo' sho' not in the weak category, hehe. Anyway, in conclusion, bears eat salmon.
posted by Rhyno "Yasy" Dyno @ 6:55 PM
5 Comments:
At 7:14 PM,
Anonymous said…
Whateva! Everyone knows that girls love guys that cry...as long as they're not crying about breaking a nail or breaking there new shoes..(don't tappa yo last season prodda shoes at me sista!) then it's totally cute! YAY!
At 8:22 PM,
Anonymous said…
Thank you Ms. Bloginator the English teacher of the Blog World! And what is it with you and ousting it up!? (What is it with men and the Godfather?)
At 11:26 PM,
Brookie said…
Ousting it up is the Key to All Existence-- the I Ching, so to speak.
What day of the week should I bathe?
"Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Wednesday... It don't matta'! Oust it Up!"
Which of all my perfumes/colognes should I wear today?
"None of 'em! Just Oust it Up!"
I'm so confused! What should I do?
"Either shut up, get out, or Oust it Up! The decision is Yours!"
Ousting it Up holds many of lifes answers and you'd do well to learn them all for yourself!
At 10:16 AM,
Anonymous said…
Hey what in the crap are "harm"ories? Are they similar to armories or armoires? And if so I will try hard not to think of our armed forces and/or dressers this holiday season.
At 12:30 AM,
Anonymous said…
Hey Ryan, I thought you were going to delete all the posts? LOL
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